February 2012
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
Terrible week.
Already know its going to be a terrible weekend.
Why am I not any happier now than I was before? I’m never going to find a place where I have real friends who actually care and don’t make me feel like shit. I’m so sick of this shit, I really just wish I didn’t even exist right now.
“Quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than your children.”
– Shit Teachers Want to Say on YouTube
captainwarbuckle:
skyrim creator 1: ok so we’re gonna have this thing called a draugr deathlord if he takes two swings, maybe even one swing at you you’re dead
skyrim creator 2: how much damage does it take for you to kill him?
skyrim creator 1: with the player’s best weapon? maybe 35 swings…
me:
It has never been that difficult for me to defeat those guys. the only annoying part is their...
Fighting with a Dragon who pisses off a giant
wishmesanity:
And the giant goes after me.
Me!
He’s the one who attacked you!
The fucking Ancient Dragon!
Oh you fucking cheese-bowl go after the dragon he is currently eating your fucking mammoths!!!
I swear to god that when this is over I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR TOE
